"No, I've come about your doo-whappy." the man said.

Billy's shotgun came back up. "Ain't no government man going to get hold of my doo-whappy!" he said.

"Now, now, I wouldn't try to take hold of your doo-whappy." the man said. "Leastwise, not without your permission, I wouldn't."

"Why should I let you touch my doo-whappy?" Billy asked suspiciously.

"You won't even let me see it?" the stranger asked. "I hear you've got one really special doo-whappy."

"I sure do!" Billy waxed enthusiastically. "I like to hold it and touch it and stroke it and play with it just all the time!"

"So can I see it?" the stranger asked.

"I don't know." Billy said. "I mean, a feller's doo-whappy is kind of special. My Mammy always said I shouldn't let anyone touch my doo-whappy."

"I got a doo-whappy, too." the stranger said.

"You do?"

"Yep." the stranger said. "And I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours."

"You really got your own doo-whappy?" Billy said, surprised. "I didn't think anyone had a doo-whappy ‘sides me!"

"Yeah, my doo-whappy's nice and big, too."

"Really?" Billy said. "My doo-whappy's not near as big as that."

"So let me see it." the stranger coaxed him.

"Show me yours first." Billy said. "Got to be sure you really got one of them."

The stranger stood up and took off his jacket, then his tie and shirt. His chest was very hairy. "Well, shoot, that's where your hair is." Billy said.

The stranger just smiled and took his shoes and socks off.

"Yore feet are hairy, too." Billy observed.

The stranger stood up and took his pants off and was naked. "You got hair all over you, all right." Billy said.

"So what do you think?" the stranger said.

"Think about what?"

"My doo-whappy!" the stranger said, hefting his cock.

"So where is it?"

"Where's what?"

"I done told you no Watts live around here."

"No, no!" the stranger said. "This here's my doo-whappy! Now show me yours."

"That's our doo-whappy?" Billy peered at the prick. "Well, it's real nice-looking." he said charitably.

"Now show me your doo-whappy."

"I got it right here." Billy reached into his pocket and pulled his doo-whappy out. It fit into his hand and he kept it there, covered up.

"So take it out." the stranger coaxed him.

"I did take it out." Billy said. "My doo-whappy is right here."

"Where?" the stranger said. "Come on, open your pants at least and take it out!"

"I done took it out and it's right here." Billy said.

"Take it off and let me see your doo-whappy!" the stranger said and grabbed hold of Billy's suspenders and yanked them off Billy's bare shoulders. Billy barely had time to push his doo-whappy back into his trousers before the suspenders knocked his hand away and now the stranger was yanking Billy's pants off of him. Billy's hat, his only other clothing in the hot summer days, fell to the floor. When the stranger peeled Billy's pants off, he said, grabbing hold of Billy's cock, "Now there's the doo-whappy I was looking for!"

"Really?" Billy said and would have continued but the stranger started pulling on his pud and Billy forgot all about correcting this stranger. "Ooh, oh, yeah, stranger, pull on it! Ooh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah!" he moaned, thrashing about.

"Yeah, you got a really nice doo-whappy here, all right." the stranger said. His pale, hairy hand was milking Billy's pud. "This is what I like doing to hot, young doo-whappies!"

"But it's not...." That's as far as Billy got and then the stranger's lips locked onto Billy's prick, slurped him down. "Oh, oh, yeah!" he said, gurgled at the intense pleasure rushing through his body. "Gurrr-rgghh-ggglllhhh!"

"Yep, that's one fine doo-whappy you got there." the stranger said. "Now it's time for my doo-whappy to get involved."

"About the doo-whappy...." Billy started but his body was laid down on the hard wooden floor, and he started again. "Sir, you really misunderstand about the doo-whappy, it's....uhh!" because that was when that thick, white dong plunged into his ass! "Ooh, oh, yeah!" he yelped. "Yeah, come on, fuck my ass, hard, yeah, hard!"

"Yeah, you love my doo-whappy, don't you?" the stranger said. "Love that doo-whappy sliding into your butt, don't you?"

"Oh, yeah, it feels good, but it's not....uhhh!" Billy gasped out. "Oh, yeah, fuck me some more, please!"

"I'm going to keep giving you a nice, hard dose of my doo-whappy, right into this fine, sweet, tight ass of yours." the stranger said. "I came looking for you, Billy Hill, I just had to get my doo-whappy into that fine butt of yours just once."

"Oh, oh, the doo-whappy, oh, oh!" Billy groaned as this hard, pale dong drove in and out of him. The stranger wasn't being gentle at all, he was slamming into Billy, really fucking him hard, so hard!

"Yeah, oh, yeah!" the stranger said. "Yeah, my doo-whappy is working your butt good."

"Oh, sir, oh, about, the, uh, doo-whappy, oh, the doo, uh, whap, uh, py, uh, oh, oh!"

"I'm about to shoot your butt full of my come, Billy Hill." the stranger said. "Going to give you a doo-whappy full of my jizz, and you're going to love it."

"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh!" Billy gasped. His own cock was about to explode, he was going to shoot all over himself. "Oh, sir, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, going to shoot my doo-whappy right up into you!"

"Oh, yeah, oh, your, doo-whappy, oh, oh!" Billy groaned, "oh, oh, your dick, sir, oh, oh, it's, uh, uh, it's, uh, not, uh, not, uh, a...a...a....DOO-WHAPPY! OH, OH, GUH, UH, HUH, OH, UH, HUH, HNN, UNN, UNN, NNN, GHHH, GNN, GHHH!"

"NOT...A...DOO-WHAPPY?" the stranger groaned, and then his pud was jetting its juice into Billy's ravaged ass, spurting him full, Billy felt his ass flood with jizz and the man-seed was squelching around as the stranger's prick pumped in and out of him, he felt it dribble out of his butt and down his cheeks onto the floor.

The stranger dropped onto him, sweating, and Billy noted that even the stranger's sweat was that whitish-gray color. He contrasted that with the clean white of his own jizz now dappling his chest. He wondered where in Toonland this stranger came from. There were a lot of places in Toonland, after all. Well, it didn't matter. He was here, now. And a really good fuck, too!

"Hoo, man!" Billy said as he rolled onto his back. "That was one great ass-fucking you gave me."

"I couldn't understand you at the end, there." the stranger said. "You mean when you talk about your doo-whappy, you don't mean your cock?"

"No, I mean my doo-whappy!" Billy said.

"Can I see that doo-whappy, then?" the man said. "Everyone's heard about your doo-whappy, but what the heck is a doo-whappy?"

"I got it right here." Billy fished in his pants pocket. "I guess I can show it to you now." He opened his hand and showed the stranger his doo-whappy.

The stranger's eyes got big and wide. "Amazing!" he said, his eyes sparkling gray on gray.