Frat Slave Sale--He picked up a college stud at a slave sale, but the stud takes his role very seriously!
I Wish I Knew--An ordinary day turns more than weird when he keeps getting intercepted by the same man.
To Absent Friends--In a post-apocalyptic world, two former soldiers find each other.
Afternoon of a Faun--Two Greek shepherds meet up with a faun on a warm spring day.
A Bargain in Bread--A thief hiding in his stall makes it hard for this merchant to sell his bread.
Dime Novel Fame--A couple of wild guns seek fame through getting their stories published.
The Gremalkin Harvest--He wants to sell the Earthman his crop, but there's a catch.
Sharing the Load--WWII soldiers in Italy share everything, even when on R&R.
The Leprechaun's Gold--He catches a leprechaun, but ends up getting caught himself.
The Taking of Young Lord Hornsby--A rebellion strike in Ireland doesn't go as planned.
STORIES OF MONSTERS
Tiny Night Demons--He shares an odd aunt's house, but at night, has plenty of company!
The Devil in Me--Two geeks summon up a geekish devil and have to outwit him in a hurry!
The Fetish--The fetish is meant to help him sleep, but has a totally different effect.
Taking Possession--He inherits a house, and with it, the curse of the former owner.
The Three Riders--Three rough men ride into a swamp that turns out to be tougher than them.
People of the Night--A young Victorian man is taken by a vampire in more way than one.
The Frenzy--The small valley's inhabitant must participate in a savage yearly ritual.
Vampire Problems--A young man caught by a vampire has an unexpected surprise of his own.
Among All the Zombies--In a world overwhelmed by zombies, two survivors take the only love they can find.
FOUR "PODUNKIA" STORIES
The Great Race--Why does this very short race take the runners so long to finish?
A Podunkian Bachelor Party--At this party, the guests are vying to change the groom's mind.
My Grand Podunkian Caper--Our hero has to help the winner become another loser.
The Battle for Podunkia--How can a tiny country fight off a German invasion in WWII? With a very unexpected weapon.
MY SUPERHERO STORIES
Peace Lizard and Mighty Man--Two superheroes in training find their power very complementary indeed!
Mothman and Sparrow, Part One--Our crime-fighting duo must overcome a powerful villain's weapon.
Mothman and Sparrow, Part Two--Our heroes have to win the day with the power of love.
Jizzman to the Rescue--His power is unusual but very effective as the League of Heroes learns.
Rescuing a Superhero--When the monster snatches up our hero as well as the superhero, the only way to win free is to play the monster's game.
CHRISTMAS STORIES
A Whorehouse Christmas--Our hero is taken by his father to a whorehouse for Christmas to lose his virginity.
A Tropical Yule--Two shipwrecked sailors celebrate Christmas the best way they can.
Santa's Workshop--The elves at the North Pole keep the best toys for themselves!
Pelesake's Christmas--Pelesake doesn't know a lot about Christmas...or does he?
Santa's Elves--Two guys play elves at the mall, but need to release some frustration.